An extremely busy Control Room in a News Gallery.
Up pops the caption: xxx xxx, RESTAURATEUR.
Programme Editor: "Bloody Hell, the caption's wrong. Put the bloody N in NOW."
PA to Director says: "No, actually it's right."
Prog Ed: "Who the hell are you? It's wrong. Change it."
PA in quieter voice: "My husband's a restaurateur."
Prog Ed: "Get me a fxxxing dictionary."
Dictionary arrives. Prog Ed looks up entry.
Dramatic Pause.
"Fxxxing Hell, even the fxxxing dictionary's WRONG!"
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2 comments:
If I read you right I might get the man's nationality correct. You know what I mean?
assuming of course that you are referring to a man
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