WHY, OH WHY?

As Dickens first wrote: WHY, OH WHY? I would ask the same. All you little emailers out there want to know just one thing. Are you all readers of the sub-market tabloid press? Just a question. And I'd need more than a free-to-read blog to tell you what you want to know. Anyway, if I email back with the info all you'll do is post it on your own blogs, now won't you? Naughty little minds.